No Sex Please We’re British!

The oldest industry going – so how come it’s not taxed?

You would of thought in these alleged trying times, any government would be only too quick to find a financial solution to the country’s monitory problems.  By legalising this most profitable of professions the coffers would soon be full.  Creatures of the night (prostitutes) could then cherry pick their clients.  Anyone with specific fetishes would be catered for i.e. government conferences…?

The Scrubbers

Bournemouth has always been an established safe haven for the elite type of ‘scrubbers’. Sex by Royal Command? – Lily Langtree.  This venue today still attracts the rich and famous (infamous).  There are plenty of venues within the town that could be altered to attract the appropriate type of clientele.

Bringing Tears To Your Eyes

What do you think the origins to the Prince Albert are? Hmm…Was this in fact the forerunner to the S&M scene – who knows.  There are plenty of men and women who’ve been on the receiving end who swear by the sensational effect.  So why is it then that this most ancient profession still draws condemnation?

New medical facilities could be built so as to avoid any potential dangers.  This would create instant work for any of the building trades.  You could have your own custom built House of Burlesque – instant job generation.  Think about all the associated trades that would profit from the residue of this?  No longer would you have the worry of the girls being on the street.

So Called Good Intentions

Unfortunately though this is only a pipe dream…  Straight away the so called ‘do gooders’ would create, stating that this lowers the tone!  How far from the truth is this?  Due to Bournemouth being a safe haven for high finance and being CRB check central – the vast majority of locals would fail at the first hurdle.  Therefore promoting this industry would in fact sidestep the issue of undergoing any what would otherwise be detrimental checks.  In fact all those girls who’ve had their respective collars felt would be top of the queue.

Women Of Negotiable Affection

By having a points system of sorts you could in fact set certain types of standards.  For example you could have the £500.00 plus a night girls purely for the rich including the local government officials.  The £10.00 special ‘hand shandy’ girls taking care of the lower end of the spectrum.  Even the clients could keep score cards – points make prizes…?

Images Courtesy Of:
Geisha Girl – Kinawa Soba [ Flickr] | Prostitute – Taulu [Flickr]